Sophia Lyrics – Bif Naked

i picked you up on a gray day - the new jersey turnpike
i'll give you lots of yummy candy if ya like
sophia, your hair is like silk.
sophia, your skin is like milk.

that truck stop, baby, everybody loved you.
i held you close, you were mine - everyone knew.
sophia, "el perro" in madrid.
sophia, the one i love es usted (in this van)

me and sophia driving all week,
giggling and wiggling our feet.
gotta make time so we cannot stop.
wearing just panties 'cause it's too hot.
rolling fast through every hick town.

when you pant at me, sophia, i know what you're thinking.
it feels so hot, i'll bet you'd rather be drinking.
sophia, just hold on forty miles.
sophia, i live for all your smiles (in this van)

me and sophia driving all week,
giggling and wiggling our feet.
gotta make time so we cannot stop.
wearing just panties 'cause it's too hot.
rolling fast through every hick town.
tank of gas better last 'til sundown.

Chotee Lyrics – Bif Naked

i was just outa high school in my first band:
i married my drummer. our love was grand.
i thought it was forever - 'til death do us part.
then he cheated on me and he broke my heart.

[chotee:]

so young, so confused. what was i to do?
i'm so sorry, chotee, but i couldn't keep you.
i hope you can forgive me:
my baby, chotee, forgive me:

me and him were fighting on the road for two years.
he never loved me anyway. still brings me to tears.

[chotee:]

he didn't really want you - 'cause he didn't want me.
didn't wanna be a husband, didn't wanna be a daddy.
i hope you can forgive me:
my baby chotee, forgive me:

[sai ram:]

so long, my baby.

[bif:] [pointing to her dog] este es senor nick.

[nick:] como esta usted?

Violence Lyrics – Bif Naked

smiley, little baby snuggled in her mommy's arms.
pray you'll always keep yer daughter
safe and free from harm.
i wish that everyone lived in a happy place:
sunshine and bright eyes on everybody's face.

it's not about me.
it's not about you.
it's not about them or what they do.
it's not about pride it's about:
we must all understand
violence lies
it's not about me.
it's not about you.
it's about life.

apathy kills anger - and this is what ya choose.
there's always gonna be somebody who will lose.
did ya ever stop and think about the world as is.
life's about living, can't believe it's come to this.

it's not about me.
it's not about you.
it's not about them or what they do.
it's not about pride it's about:
we must all understand
violence lies
it's not about me.
it's not about you.
it's about life.

(open our eyes, you and i, children die, mothers cry, violence lies.)

The Peacock Song Lyrics – Bif Naked

my mind's an ashtray full of ashes
lick the tears from my eyelashes
oh, whatever will i see that's good
he plays a really mean guitar
she smokes a really big cigar.
i'd love to love ya - if only i could
her love is, oh so, shiny wet -
keeps a bald peacock for a pet.
can you ever understand how i feel?
miss jenifa - my private dancer.
miss nina - to whom i answer.
kari sez we're the only ones who are real.

so, when i dream on sunday mornin'
and my lover right beside me keeps on snorin'
i wonder if my dog's in heaven,
and i wonder when i'll see her again.

psychopharmacology
has never found a friend in me,
but i'll eat sugar cubes all day and night.
those ducklings are never ugly
so, she sells herself by the sea.
i'll bake her a cake - be it wrong or right.
the caterpillar and the spider -
turn the screws a little tighter.
can you ever understand my feel?
gail g. - my inspiration,
miss denise should run the nation.
isabel tortures me with sex appeal:

so, when i dream on sunday mornin'
and my lover right beside me keeps on snorin'
i wonder if my dog's in heaven,
and i wonder when i'll see her again.

(yer really takin' me fer a ride
yer a wise guy, anyway:
i never had a place to hide except my brain!)

If I Lyrics – Bif Naked

have you heard da news, today?
i left you in the dust, and that's where you'll stay.
you never mattered anyway.
you don't really know how to play the game.

if i shed my skin, i won't feel:
(if i shed my skin)
if i close my eyes, i won't see you:
(if i close my eyes)
if i cover my ears and i won't hear:
(if i close my ears)
i shut my mouth and i won't tell
the truth.

you have a venomous tongue.
you deserve an iron lung:
you're spending your time obsessing -
and your hate will not ever let you be:

if i shed my skin, i won't feel:
(if i shed my skin)
if i close my eyes, i won't see you:
(if i close my eyes)
if i cover my ears and i won't hear:
(if i close my ears)
i shut my mouth and i won't tell
the truth about you:

Anything Lyrics – Bif Naked

i used to follow you and your friends to the ice rink
the back of your skidoo made me all wet (from snow)
you'd pat me on the head as we stole your dad's chevette, one more time.
i bought new hiking boots so you'd think i was cool
(you didn't care, coz you never knew i was alive)

i never wanted anything
the way i wanted you - that night.
my love transcended space and time...
i never wanted anything
the way i wanted you - that night.
my love transcended space and time:
my first....

you used to ride yer red and white dirt bike...
i'd hold yer jacket close to my heart so tight.
my mom woke me up, early said
"look what yer friends did to my front yard!"
it was me and my sisters, out my window...
there it was! there, baby! you peed my name in the snow!

i never wanted anything
the way i wanted you - that night.
my love transcended space and time...
i never wanted anything
the way i wanted you - that night.
my love transcended space and time..
my first:

(meet me in the school yard, after eight.
still grounded, i couldn't stay out late.
remember all the things you said...
in the back of that chevette:
when we were only fifteen?)

my daddy moved us to a big city:
yer smiling face, i never again did see: no more..
i wonder how you are, and i wonder if you think about me still.
would you guess what i'm doing? you and yer friends.
i want you to remember that you were my first...

[bif:] we are lucky to have something to eat:

everything happens for a reason, and that's good to remember coz the music business is really, really weird.

Only The Girl Lyrics – Bif Naked

my love's an ice-cold latte
and it's running down yer shirt.
you took my little heart
and then ya threw it in the dirt!
i won't go near yer locker
and i cannot wash my hair.
i can't believe you betrayed me
and filled me with despair!!

i can't believe - horrible truth about you
because you lied to me.
i am only the girl who was in love with you
but, now you lied!

i have developed frog-eyes
from crying all the time.
i won't go out and skate with my friends,
i'll only stay inside.
you ran around, behind my back
with a pretty, blue-eyed girl.
i am so sick of missing you -
i think i'm gonna hurl!!

i can't believe - horrible truth about you
because you lied to me.
i am only the girl who was in love with you.
but, now you lied!

i can't believe you lied to me:
i can't believe you!

(i am only the girl who was in love with you)

i can't believe - horrible truth about you
because you lied to me
i am only the girl who was in love with you
but, now you lied to me...

[bif:] [sportin' the "x"s on her hands] self-discipline requires doing
what is necessary, when it should be done,
whether it iz a pleasant task or not. a straight-edge lifestyle is personal choice.
if my coffee consumption ain't straight-edge enough for you:
then **** me with a double, skim cappuccino!

[bif:] um: hellooooo!! get a ******* hold of yourself!!
no complaining!! are you starving?
no? then let's have a little perspective, shall we. see a therapist.
switch to decaf. lay off the pills.
try some stretching.
take five.
have a time out.
write it down.
make a painting.
have a hot bath.
quit hanging onto past hurts.
forgive all to get over all and get on with it!
puh-leeeze! develop some humor.
laugh it off.
yuk it up.
don't be mean.
karma is instant.
there is no coincidence.
live today. try - ok?

[bif:] [crying] ring pa ambulansen.

Twitch Lyrics – Bif Naked

i got a boyfriend. he's a bad boy.
he is my favorite. he is my joy.
i got a boyfriend. "danger boy!"
he's got a girlfriend. she is my toy!

sometimes he'll twitch for no reason,
it's just a twitch, and it's part of his style.
he tells me i'm his one and only
i'm the only one making him smile.

sometimes he'll twitch for no reason,
it's just a twitch, and it's part of his style
when he's feeling sad and lonely
i'm the only one driving him wild.

he really likes me. he likes my mom.
he buys me ice cream. he likes my song.
he's got a nice car. i buy his gas.
but in the back seat, he moves too fast!

sometimes he'll twitch for no reason,
it's just a twitch, and it's part of his style.
he tells me i'm his one and only
i'm the only one making him smile.

(my boyfriend's back and you're gonna get in trouble!)

sometimes he'll twitch for no reason,
it's just a twitch, and it's part of his style
when he's feeling sad and lonely
i'm the only one driving him wild.

"Okenspay Ordway 1: Things I Forgot To Tell Mommy" (1997)

Test Lyrics – Bif Naked

Testing... testing... [scrape scrape scrape scrape]
Hear that?
That's my lip ring.
Testing... testing... one, two, buckle my shoe...
Poo poo pee doo...

Intro Lyrics – Bif Naked

Spoken word... have ya heard?
What's it all mean? what does it really mean?
What is it? what exactly is it... is it poetry? is it prose?
What is it... rants and raves?
Some people want you to be... political.
And they want you to be pissssed offff...
They don't want you to try and be... honest.
GOD FORBID you try to be funny.
So, there's nothing more i can say, except that... right now...
Wherever you are... listening to this... i can guarantee you...
I'm probably... somewhere... else... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Infected Tattoo Lyrics – Bif Naked

Okay already... i'm here to tell you i'm having yet another shitty day.
I swear, sometimes my shitty days run into each other giving me a shitty weeks.
I think i'm in the middle of a shitty month... that's shitty!

My goddamn arm is totally fucked up.
I want to cut it off at the elbow.
I don't know what the fucking problem is! i mean, i'm a hygienic clean girl.
I smell good ya know... clean... squeaky!
Strawberry glycerin scented soap everyday, all over me everywhere, come here...
Smell me. taste me. good, hey?
Okay, you can stop now 'cuz you're making me feel uncomfortable.
I hardly know you.

Anyways, the point i'm making is i'm a well-bathed clean little girl, so then...
What the fuck is up with my arm?
It absolutely has devastated me.
It grosses me out.
It hurts like a bastard,
Opposed to when i was having it done and it hurt like a bitch.

In the bible it says you're not supposed to mutilate or decorate your body,
'cuz god will get really cheezed at you,
But that guy jesus died for are sins right?
So i figure when i get to heaven,
Right before i have a drink with bob karsnarik and andrew wood,
I'll get an appointment with god and explain to him,
"i could wear long sleeve shirts and no one would see them!"
I hope he goes for it.
I bet krishna and those dudes would let me hang out at their pad if god was too bummed at me.
Or i could just wait at the gates for my mom,
'cuz she'll outlive me, and then she could go talk to him about me,
Kinda like she did when i got suspended in grade
10 for smoking in the boys' washroom and she had to schmooze the principal.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, yet another shitty day.
Sometimes i swear my shitty days run into each other,
Giving me a shitty weeks.
I think i'm in the middle of a shitty month... that's... shitty!

Rock Star Man Lyrics – Bif Naked

He phones to yak and wack wack wack, this irritating boy.
Step on a crack to break his back, for he brings to me no joy.
He speaks too long i reply in tongues
He doesn't understand.
Can he not see i must be free, for me he's not the man?
Dissatisfied, i hear his lies and reply candidly,
"please, rock star man, change all your plans, and please stop phoning me!"

You Got The Job Lyrics – Bif Naked

if smiling raver chubby girls with fragrant barretted blond curls won't lead you to stray...
you got the job!
if you don't mind cigarette smoke or my addiction to diet coke and sex night and day...
you got the job!
if you promise not to make me cry and never ever tell a lie when i'm on the road...
you got the job!
if you love me just for who i am i'll love you back forever and baby i'm sold...
you got the job!

Alphabet Poem Lyrics – Bif Naked

Anxiety
Breathless
Cunt
Damn
Excitement
Fucking
Goodness
Heaven
Interesting
Jitters
Kitten
Love
Mine
Never
Open
Pussy
Quite
Restless
Stay
This
Understanding
Vitality
Willing
Xcuses
Yes
Zany

"Bif Naked" (1996)

Everything Lyrics – Bif Naked

my mother gave me one more reason
not to call you on the phone.
she told me, "chase girls like that
all yer life and you'll wind up alone."
i guess i would just like to take you
out for a cappuccino,
you refuse my advances once again,
i can't hear one more "no!"

i wish you would get over him,
i'll change yer mind about everything.

when i wink at you, you always
turn the other cheek,
i drilled a hole in the girls' showers
so that at you i could peek,
i'd love to get you naked and throw you
in the back of my dad's car,
i hear that if i get to third base with you,
it won't be too far!

i wish you would get over him,
i'll change yer mind about everything!
as i grow older i feel better
about me and myself,
i swear i never, ever once wished
i was anybody else.
i'd like to tell you i think you should
come up and see me sometime,
i know that i could possibly make it
the best time of yer life!

i wish you would get over him!
i'll change yer mind about everything!

Make Like A Tree Lyrics – Bif Naked

all i wanted was to be by myself,
(leave me alone)
all you did was hurt me
instead of help,
(leave me alone)
leave me alone!!

as i touch myself
my cold body,
(leave me alone)
you promised death would truly
set me free:
(leave me alone)
leave me alone!

i never thought in a million years
that you would hurt me,
now i pray to god every single day
that you'll desert me,
i never thought in a million years
that you would hurt me!

why don't you go away?!

stop the voices inside my brain,
(leave me alone)
the chatter is what finally drove me insane!
(leave me alone)
leave me alone!!

i never thought in a million years
that you would hurt me,
now i pray to god every single day
that you'll desert me!
i never thought in a million years
that you would hurt me:

why don't you go away?!

Daddy's Getting Married Lyrics – Bif Naked

my mama followed her lover to india
the mongoose and the roti walla on your front porch
tear me from a growling tiger's mouth
from then on i'm in love:

don't ask me how i am today
don't wanna talk about it
don't ask what the matter is
today's the big day
daddy's getting married
mama wipe yer tears away
my daddy's getting married
i don't know what to say
my daddy's getting married
today's the big day
my daddy's getting married
mama wipe yer tears away:

nice mommy and daddy tell me to drink my milk
don't draw moustaches on my sister's barbies
sit on the potty till you go little girl
i learned to smoke cigarettes in kentucky, y'all:

don't ask me how i am today
don't wanna talk about it
don't ask what the matter is
today's the big day:

daddy's getting married
mama wipe yer tears away
my daddy's getting married
i don't know what to say
my daddy's getting married
today's the big day
my daddy's getting married
mama wipe yer tears away:

never really felt weird or anything
things like this happen even to me
wedding cake rotting in the graveyard
drowning dream like puppies in the sea:

today is the big day
my daddy's getting married
mama wipe yer tears away
my daddy's getting married
today is the big day
my daddy's getting married
mama wipe yer tears away:

Tell On You Lyrics – Bif Naked

it seemed like days had passed...
are you finished?
i could no longer
move my arms.

the only thing left in the room
was the silence:
can you still hear the breaking glass
when it hit my face?

even the mice were laughing
at the smell of pain,
here we go again
to the depths of no return:

please remember: i know who you are.
someday, i'll have the strength to tell.

as the man looked over me
with his inquiries,
i swore you never did it.
i licked the sweat from my palms.

alone am i with your face burned in my mind
you are the one (the fucker) who deserves to die
it should have never been me.

please remember: i know who you are.
someday, i'll have the strength to tell.

i pray for you as a little boy.
what must have happened to make you so cruel?
(and i pray that you rot in hell)

please remember: i know who you are.
someday, i'll have the strength to tell
:on you

Never Alone Lyrics – Bif Naked

lying in your hotel bed you cry
for the years that were wasted
and time gone by
darling girl can you not see
your soul is bright
i wish you could know
it's all gonna be all right:

a little determination and a little more pride
a little determination will ease your pain inside.

let me tell you
that you're never alone
yeah, yeah:

red wine stains your lips and mind
clouding memories from which
you always hide
little girl when will you learn
to shake it off
try to smile or the pain surely will not stop..

a little determination and a little more pride
a little determination will ease your pain inside.

let me tell you
that you're never alone
yeah, yeah:

a sadness fuels your contemplation
you must remember that your life's
only just begun
know you're in the eye of
the hurricane
a safe place only because there
it doesn't rain:
a little determination and a little more pride
a little determination will ease your pain inside.

let me tell you
that you're never alone
yeah, yeah:

Over You Lyrics – Bif Naked

my mind's wandering
i savor the passion that your torture brings
my breath's quickening
inhaling the perfume of my sweet sin
i dance on your grave
i pray i am the one that you choose to save
my fingers quiver
dry mouth silkening my boy you are drinking from my river.

it's just a little love song
just to tell you that
i'm coming over you, darling
just a little love song
just to ask you what you want me to do to you:

my mouth is aware
kisses harden with my fresh despair
my sick wonderment
in love with you and your cruel torment
petals of my rose
wetten within as my pulse, it slows
my head, it pounds
my boy, my ache,
i can't wait for you to watch me writhe around:

it's just a little love song
just to tell you that
i'm coming over you, darling
it's just a little love song
now i ask you what you want me to do to you:

Succulent Lyrics – Bif Naked

falling off of my own skateboard
praying to my almighty lord
look up and what do i see?
your face smiling down at me!
you look my body up and down
as i lay there upon the ground
i know, my love, i could not look much better:

succulent. you make me feel succulent.
yeah, ya do.

(if you're nice to me, i'll double you on my bmx)

i wonder if you think of me
if you are real or just a dream?
(now i'm drooling)
you make me such a juicy girl
i want to be your entire world,
my pigtails, they stand straight on end
baby, there's no need to pretend
won't you kiss my pink teddy bear?
i'll try not to cry when you spank me in the chair
i know, my love, you could not find much better:

succulent. you make me feel succulent.
yeah, ya do.

in my dreams you were driving the getaway car,
for you to love me every night i wish upon a star.
hard and shiny like a baby cockroach shell
to pay her off my medication i had to sell
like a little ripe tomato:
in your hands i'm mush, like playdoh
i wish i was a snow cone
lick me, lick me. have i set the tone?
i feel like i'm back in grade seven
learned how to kiss i am in heaven
let me show you how to kiss me better:
(a little lower, thanx!)

succulent. you make me feel succulent.
yeah, ya do!

The Letter Lyrics – Bif Naked

can you remember chestnut street
and algae ripping at our feet?
i was just a little girl
and you were my whole world.

what i'd give to be lying in your arms,
what i'd give to be your girl again:

did you know that you were my first love?
did you know it's you i still dream of?
i've grown up a lot since then
my nostalgic heart will never mend.

what i'd give to be lying in your arms,
what i'd give to be your girl again:
(what i'd give to be your girl again)

My Bike Lyrics – Bif Naked

the last time i fell in love
she had red, red, hair and a ring in her lip
she called me "jellybean" while playing basketball
it was so divine... but never like this!

and you are my entity
you are my dream
yeah you're my dream:

lazy saturday like a kitten
in the sunshine warm as arkansas
i was your tires with rose water
after the mud bog i bathe you in my love

you are my entity
you are my dream
you are my dream...

remember the first time i met you
and i spilled apple juice all over you
and you were all wet and sticky
and i took you and i rolled you through the forest
through the mud and leaves and tied you to a tree
and you liked it
next time i met you i sat on you and rolled and rolled and rolled
back to the forest in the mud in the leaves
and i tied you to that same tree
and you liked it in my dream

you are my entity
you are my dream
you are my entity
you are my dream
you're my dream...
(yes, i like my bike that much!)

The Gross, Gross Man lyrics - bif naked

he keeps looking at me with his groping, watching eyeballs:
gross! we women, we are supposed to just drop our eyes and be quiet.
just don't look at the gross, gross man and hope he quits ogling.

believe it or not, i want to flip him the bird ya know?

but i don't, cuz we women don't. once i gave the finger to a bunch of
construction dudes, but they were yelling really bad stuff about my "cookie."
it just got 'em all riled up, and then they yelled, "dyke!"
and i had pms so i cried all the way home.

gross, gross man still gawking as i sit here writing... what's he thinking?
gee, maybe i'll invite him up to my sex den and he can fondle my boobies...
yeah, right!

stupid gross man, quit staring! gosh, he just won't let up.
it makes me feel really uncomfortable i wish i could just crawl under a rock!
'cuz we women are supposed to just feel bad about ourselves:
like we're doing something wrong. i'm not! i swear!
being "we women" sucks! fuck you!

other songs:

Lifeline lyrics - bif naked

you live so far away from me,
fate brought you into my world,
and then one night
your eyes were burning through my soul,
now i can't go home anymore...

that night you lay there beside me,
you whispered softly in my ear,
you said that you would always love and wait for me,
now i can't go home anymore...

send me a lifeline,
send me a lifeline,
send me a lifeline,
send me a lifeline...

in this life we will never find
another love like yours and mine
is there a way that i can show you how i feel?
words aren't on enough anymore...

send me a lifeline,
send me a lifeline,
send me a lifeline,
send me a lifeline...

remember talking on the phone?
you were half a world away...
you promised we would marry,
and i would be your bride.
please don't go back on your word...

send me a lifeline,
send me a lifeline,
send me a lifeline,
send me a lifeline...

Papa Va Se Marier lyrics - bif naked

Ma mere suivi sa petite sur les Indes
Le mango et le roti walla sur leurs chemins
C'est moi pour oublie ces problemes
C'est maintenant que je t'aime

Demande pas comment je vais
Je veux pas en le parler
Demande pas d'ou vien ma encette grand journee
Papa va se marier
Mama cesse de pleurer
Mon papa va se marier
Je ne le veux pas en parler
Mon papa va se marier
Sait-tu le grand journee?
Mon papa va se marier
Mama cesse de pleurer

Qu'on besoin d'entendre il faut due boir se lait
De moustache sur ce photo de Barbies
Reste sur son pottie jusqu'au de lenver
Ma premiere cigarette va monte a l'entente

Demande pas comment je vais
Je veux pas en le parler
Demande pas d'ou vien ma encette grand journee
Papa va se marier
Mama cesse de pleurer
Mom papa va se marier
Je ne le veux pas en parler
Mon papa va se marier
Sait-tu le grand journee?
Mon papa va se marier
Mama cesse de pleurer

Je me sente pas plus varche que la voisine
Dans ma tete aussi, il y a plein d'ennui
Des gateau pourri dans le cemetiere
Qui entraine, au fond de la mer

Papa va se marier
Mama cesse de pleurer
Mon papa va se marier
Je ne le veux pas en parler
Mon papa vas se marier
Sait-tu le grand journee?
Mon papa va se marier
Marier, marier, marier, marier!
Papa!
Mama cesse de pleurer
Mon papa va se marier
Mama cesse de pleurer

Papa Va Se Marier lyrics - bif naked

Ma mere suivi sa petite sur les Indes
Le mango et le roti walla sur leurs chemins
C'est moi pour oublie ces problemes
C'est maintenant que je t'aime

Demande pas comment je vais
Je veux pas en le parler
Demande pas d'ou vien ma encette grand journee
Papa va se marier
Mama cesse de pleurer
Mon papa va se marier
Je ne le veux pas en parler
Mon papa va se marier
Sait-tu le grand journee?
Mon papa va se marier
Mama cesse de pleurer

Qu'on besoin d'entendre il faut due boir se lait
De moustache sur ce photo de Barbies
Reste sur son pottie jusqu'au de lenver
Ma premiere cigarette va monte a l'entente

Demande pas comment je vais
Je veux pas en le parler
Demande pas d'ou vien ma encette grand journee
Papa va se marier
Mama cesse de pleurer
Mom papa va se marier
Je ne le veux pas en parler
Mon papa va se marier
Sait-tu le grand journee?
Mon papa va se marier
Mama cesse de pleurer

Je me sente pas plus varche que la voisine
Dans ma tete aussi, il y a plein d'ennui
Des gateau pourri dans le cemetiere
Qui entraine, au fond de la mer

Papa va se marier
Mama cesse de pleurer
Mon papa va se marier
Je ne le veux pas en parler
Mon papa vas se marier
Sait-tu le grand journee?
Mon papa va se marier
Marier, marier, marier, marier!
Papa!
Mama cesse de pleurer
Mon papa va se marier
Mama cesse de pleurer

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